"Around the world, boys endure many strange & humiliating rites of passage before becoming men, like wearing skinny jeans."
Some men, like men on runways, can look good in skinny jeans. Especially if they end in a faux alligator shoe of some kind, and have narrow hips. But big waisted guys should refrain, especially if they end in unlaced hightops and are stonewashed. Shiver me timbers. Straight leg and boot cut are always the sexiest.
